Three racehorses were in the stable waiting for the big race. Trying to psych each other out, they began bragging.
First horse, 'I've been in 38 races and have only lost twice.'
Second horse, 'Well, I've been in 47 races and have never lost.'
Third horse, 'Huh, I've never lost either and I even beat Secretariat twice.'
Just then, they heard a chuckle by the stable door, and there was a greyhound dog walking up to them.
The greyhound said, 'That's nothing. I've been in over 200 races and have won every one by at least 3 lengths.'
First horse, 'Wow! That's amazing - a talking dog!'
Buffalo Joke
This Joke is meant for Cub Scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
(These are just alternative forms of dumb Elephant jokes. See the Elephant Jokes collection.)
Cub 1: How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?
Cub 2: The ceiling of your tent is very close.
Cub 1: What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
Cub 2: Slow buffalo hunters.
Cub 1: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
Cub 2: You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Cub 1: How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
Cub 2: Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
Cub 1: What time is it when a buffalo sits in your canoe?
Cub 2: Time to get a new canoe.